so here we go...

I'm finally brave enough to start this thing. The bravery could also have something to do with the half empty bottle of wine sitting next to me...

I'm a simple, single girl, living in a large mid western city. I prefer being in a hoodie and flip flops to dressing up and putting on heels. Every morning that I wake up in my big-girl apartment, I'm expecting my parents to come and tell me to stop playing "adult". Then I remember that I am 31.

So here we go...I'll post the stories of my ridiculous, intoxicated life here, and hopefully someone will read them...